What I Believe

I believe I am average in most respects but extraordinary in a couple.

I believe no one is an accident.

I believe there is only one race:  the Human race.

I believe milk chocolate is an abomination, and white chocolate is cocoa-flavored lard.

I believe in God.  I believe that Jesus was His son and that he died for my sins.  And I believe that I won’t go to hell if I don’t forward every email that includes the line ”If you’re not ashamed of God, forward this to everyone you know”.  I believe God’s a whole lot smarter than that.

I believe marriage works on paper, just like my budget. 

I believe that Tejava is the nectar of the gods.

I believe that I don’t know everything, and I believe that knowledge for the sake of knowledge is a worthy endeavor.

I believe my kids think I don’t get it.  I believe they’re wrong.

I believe in Karma. 

I believe in Me.

I believe in You.

And now, I believe I’ll have a beer.